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chandri:

the-one-blog-to-rule-them-all:

i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”

Additional useful parameters: “Here are 6 other singles who watched all the Star Trek (except Enterprise) series and movies repeatedly but Hated Nu!Trek.”

And this is why you and I will never be together: I’ve seen Enterprise multiple times. 

And this is why we’re still friends: I’ve forgiven you for that. :P

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America: The Exhibit

sheafrotherdon:

airspaniel:

I just want to bring this life-ruining item to people’s attention. 2 for 1 coupon code for a limited time only!

I totally just bought this.

UM hufflepuffia / donttouchlola / tlynnp / fiddleheadsalad / rowenamarion

"The message is clear. Boys are the norm, girls the variation; boys are central, girls peripheral; boys are individuals, girls types. Boys define the group, its story and its code of values. Girls exist only in relation to boys."

Katha Pollitt, "Hers; The Smurfette Principle" (h/t: "Ms. Male Character - Tropes vs Women in Video Games")

(via thelastunicorg)

lightneverfades:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

THIS IS LIKE JARVIS. 
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.

I have tried to buy this off of ThinkGeek like 15 times but it’s always out of stock before I can get to it. :(

lightneverfades:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

THIS IS LIKE JARVIS. 

A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.

I have tried to buy this off of ThinkGeek like 15 times but it’s always out of stock before I can get to it. :(

(Source: monodialogue, via alakc)

the-one-blog-to-rule-them-all:

i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”

Additional useful parameters: “Here are 6 other singles who watched all the Star Trek (except Enterprise) series and movies repeatedly but Hated Nu!Trek.”

(via tlynnp)

Contents Under Pressure

ruckawriter:

I rarely use this to just blog. I’m going to just blog now, so you can all just ignore this if it’s not to your liking.

Warning. Contents under pressure.

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ILU Greg Rucka.

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Ah, I see it’s that time again, self. Post the pretentious poetry, or don’t post the pretentious poetry?

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I went down to the campus AV department to get some posters printed (because for some reason, don’t ask me what, we’re not allowed to get posters printed in the print shop). Like every other time I brought my USB drive down with me, walked up to the counter and said “I’d like to print some posters, please.” Every other time I’ve done this over the last two years they took the drive, popped it into a computer, and printed it for me on the spot. This time, I was told they can’t take files from USB drives anymore; that IT had told them they “[were]n’t allowed,” and that I had to submit a print request form via the employee network. They seemed as baffled by the why of this as I was.

So. Okay, fine. So I went back to my desk and submitted the file. I wasn’t sure about the correct paper weight, since every other time they just held up a bunch of samples and had me pick one, so I made my best guess and went back down with an old poster of the correct weight.

My print request had not appeared. Here’s where the girl told me they’d been “having problems” with the print request form submission system.

I very heroically did not ask why she hadn’t told me that before I schlepped up and down four flights of stairs.

Guess what she did next.

That’s right! She asked if I still had the USB drive!

Which she then proceeded to pop into the computer, copy the file out, and print my posters right on the spot.

I swear to god IT is basically a make-work department at this point.

dollsahoy:

agentpaxieamor:

XKCD 4/18/2014

Mouse over text on the comic’s webpage: “I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.”

dollsahoy:

agentpaxieamor:

XKCD 4/18/2014

Mouse over text on the comic’s webpage: “I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.”

(via rowenamarion)

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one day I want someone to make an X-Men movie that is not centred around Wolverine, does not write Wolverine as the POV character, and indeed only involves Wolverine as a secondary character

because even though I know it makes me a bad Canadian, I just don’t care about Wolverine